Quintessential Quote
Caption Competition
- Government considers U-turn on research into genetically modified spiders. - Joe_Curr
- Turner Prize entry turns on artist - Giroboy
- 'Tape Man' proves a flop at the annual superhero ball - Joe_Curr
- Some days, you really wish you'd shaved your chest... - JamBoy
- Bank robberies take on bizzare new twist with tape guns - Deadmeat
- Novel methods employed to hold back the hordes, on Playstation 2 release day... - JamBoy
- Historic time-capsule reaveals 'missing link'... - gregarious gibbon
- Mr Smith never did get the hang of wrapping presents - Deadmeat
- 'thats what you get for robbing 'stationary box'!' - SomeKindaBliss
- The local village people had had enough of his thieving.
- Duct Tape *is* Stronger than UHU - Sil
- Twat gets himself caught in another 'sticky' situation... - LordVader
- Duck Tape Chairman say's 'The pay cut was just a joke' - Deadmeat
- Jenny Craig tout's break through weight loss method (results not typical) - manic marmoset
- Critics agree: George Lucas' latest special fx leave something to be desired... - manic marmoset
- the forgotten 3rd world population enjoys the tale of Christmas - B>E<X
- Be with you in a minute; I'm a little tied up... - Sparky
- NHS bed shortage solution given the go ahead - mattbibbings@yahoo.co.uk