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Written by: ChilliBear Published on: 12 Aug 2000

Welcome to DFTFC. Firstly I'd just like to apologise from all the editorial team about the frequency of updates over the past month or two, we feel you deserve an explanation. Basically it boils down to the simple fact that 'Winnie the Poo' was pregnant, yes we couldn't believe it either (mainly because that would require him to have had sex with his girlfriend). This pregnancy upset the entire smooth running of the office and hence we just couldn't think or type rubbish on our computers and to add to all that the Donut machine broke down three times!

Well now we're back and 'Winnie' has had a baby poo, so things can return to normal. Yes that's right its back to updates every-other day or so. Plus we have some wonderful new areas of the site that you can explore, excited - you should be…

First up is 'Sean the Irish Bastard's' section of the site, aptly titled "Aural Pleasure". Basically it where you go to get reviews both on the latest music and some classic greats.

Next we have "Eye Candy" Our brand new movie review section, here you will find reviews for movies both currently showing and some golden oldies.

Fancy a go at our new Caption Competition, its pretty obvious what you do there.

We have also decided to share our greatness with the rest of the world in the form of awards... that's right we are going to be giving out some of the most coveted (well they should be) awards on the web… stay tuned.

So sit back with mouse in hand (nothing else - we're not that kind of site) and enjoy the wonder that is to "Drink from the Furry Cup"

Yeah you guessed it the majority of this site is copyrighted to us, © 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 so don't pinch it. Obviously this is all in good humour if you don't think so then you don't have "good humour". This is of course only a sarcastic sceptical FICTITIOUS (yes thats right it's not real! - Its madeup! - Welcome to the world of satire), view on life the universe and everyone in the public light... hey it's all good fun... honest :)