DFTFC is proud to announce the arrival of Sean the Irish Bastard's baby daughter. Contrary to rumour around the labour ward, she does not (yet) exhibit horns and a tail.

The name has been chosen to be Zoe, partly because it is greek for 'She who will inherit all the burning carcasses of the dead wilderbeest', and partly because it scans well with 'Irish Bastard'.

However, check out the new poll for where you can help shape her identity in some small way...

Suffer ye pitious fools! er, I mean... Cheers...