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Exclusive: No News!
Written by: Sean the Irish Bastard Published on: 24 Apr 2000

We at DFTFC were shocked today by a complete lack of news.

No spokesmen for any organisations had any comment to make on the complete absence of developments of any kind.

If there is any news, we'll bring it to you. In the mean time, here is a little music (well, there would be, but we haven't sorted out our plugins yet).

Tell you what, just imagine you can hear this:

"Hmm-mmm, m-m-m, mm-m-mm-m-m, hmm-m-mm m-mm-m-m-mm..." (that's right, Copacabana!)

Yeah you guessed it the majority of this site is copyrighted to us, © 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 so don't pinch it. Obviously this is all in good humour if you don't think so then you don't have "good humour". This is of course only a sarcastic sceptical FICTITIOUS (yes thats right it's not real! - Its madeup! - Welcome to the world of satire), view on life the universe and everyone in the public light... hey it's all good fun... honest :)