Editors
ChilliBear
Hungry Caterpillar
Sean the Irish Bastard
Spunk-Monkey
Winnie the Poo
Hoffin' Bigman
Quintessential Quote
Steps in Gilla Monster Sex Orgy Shocker!
Written by: Saunders Published on: 25 Jun 2000

A leaked document today confirms suspicions that mime sensations Steps have been involved in raunchy sex orgies with up to twelve Gilla Monsters.

The giant lizards, ranging in size from six to twelve feet long and up to a metre in height, were seen leaving the group's dressing rooms after their sell out London gigs. A source close to the intrepid fivesome said, "Steps live for lizards. They are the group's most dedicated fans and whenever they show up at a gig, they always get invited back-stage for "drinks.""

These latest allegations, leaked from a top official at Pete Waterman's recording studio, state that members of the "band" solicited sex from the giant lizards and tried to sell them drugs. Particularly that little Welsh twat. Representatives of the lizards said that they felt "Hurt and used" by Steps, and disappointed that a group in their position could abuse the trust of their fans in such way."

The case continues.

Yeah you guessed it the majority of this site is copyrighted to us, © 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 so don't pinch it. Obviously this is all in good humour if you don't think so then you don't have "good humour". This is of course only a sarcastic sceptical FICTITIOUS (yes thats right it's not real! - Its madeup! - Welcome to the world of satire), view on life the universe and everyone in the public light... hey it's all good fun... honest :)