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Binary Weekend
Written by: ChilliBear Published on: 09 Nov 2001

The DFTFC office is looking very festive at the moment, in the run up to the celebrations for World Binary weekend, happening not unsurprisingly on 10.11.01 and 11.11.01. So as the world gears up for this festive season DFTFC take a look at some of the upcoming planned activities.

Fast food chain McDonalds have decided to price all their products in Binary for the day, thus putting the price of a Cheese Burger to 11001111 pence. they have also planned a new series of "Happy Meals" based on two exciting binary characters, 0 and 1.


gosh children they do look exciting... don't they!

Binary day is receiving strong Government support too with the British Government pledging to deliver this year's budget report totally in Binary, we asked minister Gordon Brown why he had decided to do this: "Well I'm personally hoping that by delivering the entire budget in binary I can confuse the general public into believing that I'm lowering taxes, and reducing fuel prices". Well at least he honest. British schools are also joining in the fun of binary learning. We spoke to Sue Nortwest, a primary school teacher: "We're following Government guidelines and dedicating the entire Numeracy hour for the next month to binary learning, the children are very keen and we see counting in binary as vital to their futures as l33t hacker types.", err exactly.

Pop superstar Britney Spear is rumoured to be releasing a new single for the day titled "Bit me baby 0101 more times" sales are expected to reach 10011000100101101000000 by the end of the week.

Britney Spear's launching her new album

There will also be several special sporting events happening. Special games of darts will held using specially modified board. Also a series of poker games will be held using decks consisting of only aces and tens.

With all the fun and games planned everyone at the DFTFC offices is truly in a good mood, which makes a change! Even Spunk Monkey smiled yesterday as we put a giant inflatable sign on the front of the building saying

01000111011011110010000001100110011011110111
00100010000001100001001000000110010001110010
01101001011011100110101100100001

- very witty I think you'll agree :)

No just for a laugh and to fit in with the mood of the piece here is the entire story encoded in Binary... *enjoy*

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I think you'll agree it reads even better that way!

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