Welcome to our complete archive of all the stories we have written for this site in the past. Each one is a minature masterpiece, of taste, refinement and style. In our own opnion of course ;)

• Hello ! - ChilliBear
• Official: Queen Mother is a Cyborg - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Longest Ever Pregnancy Ends After 257 Months - Sean the Irish Bastard
• AOL 5.0 Reviewed - ChilliBear
• Teletubbies - Genetic Experiment Gone Wrong - Hungry Caterpillar
• Yoda in Sex 'n' Drugs Confession - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Latest in Cat Prevention - ChilliBear
• Kenny Baker Nominated for Oscar - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Killer Hedgehogs Terrorise South East England - Hungry Caterpillar
• Grainy US Alien Autopsy Film Scandal - ChilliBear



• Christina Aguilera Revealed to be a Genie from a Bottle - Hungry Caterpillar
• Jesus Apologises for Missing Second Coming - Hungry Caterpillar
• Carlos Santana is the AntiChrist - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Luxembourg Declares War on Everybody - Hungry Caterpillar
• Bluetooth, latest in wireless communication - ChilliBear
• Honey Bees Start Strike Action - Hungry Caterpillar
• Chair made me do it claims defendent in court - Hungry Caterpillar
• Luxembourg vs Everyone War Update - Hungry Caterpillar
• Navy breaks the Prime Directive - ChilliBear
• Rock 'n' Roll's Darkest Hour - ChilliBear



• Sainsburys Heats Up Supermarket Price War - Winnie the Poo
• Star Wars Episode II to have adult certificate - Hungry Caterpillar
• Microsoft Releases Windows 2000 Keyboard - Winnie the Poo
• EXCLUSIVE: Eastenders in the new millennium. - Helter-Skelter
• Dinosaur in Garden Genocide - Spunk-Monkey
• Prime Minister - Pokemon Champion - ChilliBear
• Luxembourg's Plan B Revealed - Hungry Caterpillar
• Cult Plans Revolutionary Evolution - Hoffin Bigman
• Prince Naseem Hamed Beaten! - ChilliBear
• Scientist Invents Miracle Beer - Hungry Caterpillar



• Royal Shakespeare Company Produces Panto - Helter-Skelter
• Ali G Storms Out of Charity Chess Match - Sean the Irish Bastard
• DFTFC bought by the BBC - Hungry Caterpillar
• Church moves Christmas to avoid clash with Christ's Birthday - Hungry Caterpillar
• Big Bird Devoured? - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Changes to be made in F1 - Dai Laffin
• Geoffrey from Rainbow found in Bin - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Oil of Olay reveals new model for Skin Care Products Advert - Hungry Caterpillar
• Crime Rate Reaches Record High in the City of Dis - Hungry Caterpillar
• Time Machine Destroyed - Sean the Irish Bastard



• Future Time Travel News Shocker! - Sean the Irish Bastard
• The Earth's Core proving unpopular with Tourists - Hungry Caterpillar
• Sarah Michelle Gellar 'used to be a man' - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Exclusive: No News! - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Mathematician finds true value of Pi to be 3.15 - Hungry Caterpillar
• Novelty Phone Rings added as Eighth Deadly Sin - Hungry Caterpillar
• CIA Operation Mama revealed... - Digger
• Alien Queen I'm not a bitch - ChilliBear
• Steps in Gilla Monster Sex Orgy Shocker! - Saunders



• Bridge to be built across River Styx - ChilliBear
• Leo Blair: an investigation - Helter-Skelter
• Animal Protests Flare Up Again - Helter-Skelter
• Gielgud and Cartland - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Government reviles new plans for Millennium Dome - Hungry Caterpillar
• New Star Trek series to be launched - Chillibear
• Millions, but at what price? - Helter-Skelter
• Old Woman Swallows Dog - Hungry Caterpillar
• Osmonds on the Loose Again! - Sean the Irish Bastard
• New Big Brother TV Channel Announced - Helter-Skelter



• Latest Computer Virus: Hoax - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Game Console Wars! - ChilliBear
• Scientist Clone Cashew Nut, Nobody Cares - Hungry Caterpillar
• Plans to privatise nuclear bases - ChilliBear
• Blockade Fever Sweeps Britain - Hungry Caterpillar
• The Scots solve exam mess up - Helter-Skelter
• Break Through for Cure for Cancer - Helter-Skelter
• America in the Red - ChilliBear
• Global Warming Solution - Hoffin Bigman
• Wimbledon Common Murder Blamed on Wombles - Hungry Caterpillar



• Earth Consumed by Fire! - ChilliBear
• Tiger Lily questioned over Yates Death - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Trisha show is real -Shocker-Saunders
• Euan Blair Made Me Pregnant ! - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Details of new Conservative financial policy revealed. - Hungry Caterpillar
• Cyanide: The new club drug - Helter-Skelter
• Binary Weekend - ChilliBear
• Doctors 'did their best', Robinson did the rest! - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Solution found to Election results publishing problem - Hungry Caterpillar
• Mayor Ken's secret plans for London! - Niloc



• Millionaire Scandal: Latest developments (2) - Sean the Irish Bastard
• UK Millionaire Winner was a Set-up? - Sean the Irish Bastard
• American Election Over? - ChilliBear
• Parky Has His Revenge - Helter-Skelter
• Britain poorly represented at the International Suicide Cult Convention - Hungry Caterpillar
• Bush in power for 24 hours, World War III still hasn't started. - Hungry Caterpillar
• Exclusive: NPL Breaks the Light Barrier ! - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Napster to download beer rather than MP3s - Hungry Caterpillar
• Britain prepared for Norman Invasion - Hungry Caterpillar
• Tipp-ex Soon To Be Extinct - Helter-Skelter



• Sean the Irish Bastard - The Next Generation - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Was there life on Mars? - ChilliBear
• New Pop Sensations Unveiled - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Supermarket Stars: latest TV sensation - Hostile17
• James Bond 'Not Docusoap' - Winnie the Poo
• Harry Potter sells more copies than The Bible - Hungry Caterpillar